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Attention Demotivational Poster


ADHD - I do NOT have ADHD. I have ADOLAS. Attention Deficit - Oh, Look A Squirrel!


TAGS: adhd adolas attention deficit squirrel
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by twill1962

nyet - February 26, 2013, 6:29 pm
Lol, i think i have that...
CloudchaserS - February 1, 2013, 1:00 am
That on a shirt would go great with my fursona being a canid
Oiler - January 31, 2013, 9:48 pm
It took me a second, I am old and slow. 5L for a good chuckle


YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE -


TAGS: attention please no warning shot
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - March 31, 2012, 6:13 pm
Shoot to kill, dead men tell no tales...
MPsniper - March 31, 2012, 4:42 pm
the police officers teaching the CHL class i attended....told us to never fire a warning shot. if you must unholster and shoot, you better have reason to END the threat with the first shot.
Ragnar - March 31, 2012, 12:46 pm
I'm all favor of warning headshots...i knew this one guy..he suicided with 6 shots to the back of his head


THE RULES -


TAGS: pay attention
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Airman

carebear - March 5, 2012, 11:17 am
(carebear BANNED)
CaptainBaked - March 9, 2011, 6:18 am
This is brilliant! 5 dutch ovens
erock - March 26, 2010, 5:29 pm
hey airman picture or not 5almost imperceptible nods from me. i mean seriously pic or not who cares. its still a great poster w.t.f.
TheTrashHeap - March 26, 2010, 3:40 pm
Yeah Eh!
Airman - March 26, 2010, 3:30 pm
I promise to always use a picture from now on. But it does make it look more "official", eh?
Bovee - March 26, 2010, 3:13 pm
i do think this needs a picture but it still works. oh well some times these things happen.
forseti - March 26, 2010, 3:11 pm
I'll try #27 and inform you about the effect... if still possible
R.S.Jake - March 26, 2010, 3:09 pm
I like #8 the best. Very funny stuff! And I am not going to be the one to comment of the "format" question. Let a full mod take that one. :)
Airman - March 26, 2010, 3:04 pm
LOL.. my picture I guess was a black picture with THE RULEs on it.. I was actually surprised it got through. I did it in paint and used upload, so I guess that got around it. I'm still trying to figure out how you are doing yours now..
TheTrashHeap - March 26, 2010, 2:54 pm
I do like them, don't get me wrong. It's just that some of us have had good posters rejected for "improper format". A picture is the pretty key to format on a de-motivational poster. You do need a picture with the poster creator provided by motifake.
Airman - March 26, 2010, 2:49 pm
I just try different stuff Trash. After 2300, I go pretty much by my mood that day. you don't have to read them if you don't want.. some people like them
TheTrashHeap - March 26, 2010, 2:47 pm
I just have to ask Airman.... Where's the picture? I love most of what you do but the longfakes are getting old and sometimes you slip out of format.
Faceplant31 - March 26, 2010, 2:46 pm
#3 For me!! This is amsome!
TheTrashHeap - March 26, 2010, 2:46 pm
I just have to ask Airman.... Where's the picture? I love most of what you do but the longfakes are getting old and sometimes you slip out of format.
Bovee - March 26, 2010, 2:37 pm
#24 is great. 5L's airman.


DIVIDED ATTENTION - Doesn't always work


TAGS: divided attention
Rating: 2.06/5

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:~] - July 20, 2008, 2:13 pm
Mmm Yummy! I luv finger sandwhiches!
... - July 15, 2008, 8:23 pm
Sweet, I want a knife that sharp... Hell, I wish I knew People that sharp...
philip mascal - June 22, 2008, 8:39 pm
FUCK YA!
SHARONDA99 - May 10, 2008, 5:54 pm
I know that's fake, but it still hurts to look at it!


BEAUTY -


TAGS: attention heart stomach chicken
Rating: 4.83/5

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ICEMAN - October 16, 2011, 12:03 am
Is that chicken kosher?


LIFE LESSON - Pay attention to details or get burned!




YOUR ATTENTION... - Do I have it now?


TAGS: attention gun police violence funny
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by RetiredUSNChief

RetiredUSNChief - April 28, 2011, 11:02 pm
That certainly would have gotten MY attention!
boinger - April 13, 2011, 2:32 pm
surprize buttseks!
Reality Lord - April 12, 2011, 5:33 pm

i think he had it when he pulled the guys pants down....no?


SHORT ATTENTION SPANS - Because the Internet isn't for everyone.




MISSPELL ATTENTION WHORE! - You're it!


TAGS: misspell attention whore
Rating: 2.04/5

More motifakes by Mikki

Woodywood03a - January 21, 2010, 3:24 pm
Uh no... you're it!


Demonic Possession -


TAGS: demons battle for my attention
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - December 6, 2014, 6:51 am
Brilliant.
Thedge - December 5, 2014, 2:13 am
tnx
GaryO - December 4, 2014, 11:03 pm
good taste....this one's better
mizzdizz - December 4, 2014, 1:59 pm
I usually snuggle with mine!


ADVERTISING -




SAFE FOR WORK - He's doing his part


TAGS: nipple gone idiot attention whore
Rating: 3.91/5

More motifakes by Airman

jameswnash - September 20, 2010, 11:07 pm
Now transplant it to his forehead!
forseti - July 7, 2010, 5:43 pm
the view of the guy holding a nipple is priceless...
Airman - July 7, 2010, 2:41 pm
I actually wasn't sure this was going to get thru. kinda gross
Faceplant31 - July 7, 2010, 1:02 pm
Amsome airman!


The Aged And ADHD -




DEPRESSION -


TAGS: hammy depressed attention deficit love
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

M0rd3kaI - August 12, 2012, 8:25 am
Yes, although busy with traditions. He'll be back in a few weeks in full swing. (Btw... 5L)
5150monkeylove - August 11, 2012, 7:07 pm
Is Hammy still around?
ughomer - August 11, 2012, 2:27 pm
5 LIONS FOR THIS ONE.
rerun - August 10, 2012, 7:08 pm

Holy crap, Hammy's box guy is alive
crankyhead - August 10, 2012, 4:47 pm
Love thi5.


PSYCHOLOGY CLASS - Now in session




GLOWING FINGERNAILS - Because drawing attention to yourself isn't desperate or anything


TAGS: glowing fingernails attention drawing
Rating: 3.29/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

djinnyf - April 21, 2011, 8:59 pm
Somebody was into nails stuff!!!! xx
Me_ - April 14, 2010, 2:50 pm
I am still waiting for bioluminescent tattoos.
agdaniele - April 13, 2010, 11:28 pm
That explains quite a bit. Thank you.
pzykosiz - April 13, 2010, 11:23 pm
I'm in Australia, it's the 14th already
agdaniele - April 13, 2010, 11:10 pm
Premature assignmet motifakulation!


GORILLA GIRL -


TAGS: attention bbc good girl
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Spike

Derek - May 16, 2010, 5:41 pm
Big Bronze Creature?


WHY - Hang on a bridge and make a whole scene While you can stab yourself at home With a butter knife?


TAGS: drama attention suicide kicthen knife
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Sho

Greeny - October 5, 2011, 9:14 pm
The perfect line for the negotiator!
mariand - October 5, 2011, 9:42 am
it doesn't look very sharp... rather used for torture...


HISTRIONICS -




ATTENTION SEEKING NUTBAGS - None Bigger


TAGS: mariah carey is an attention seeking nutbag
Rating: 4.08/5

More motifakes by MustyK

WestTexRedneck - September 1, 2011, 8:30 pm
where's my club??


IT'S TRUE - You Can Stand At Attention For A Long Time !!


TAGS: attention palace guards
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by MustyK

CANADA - February 17, 2010, 11:21 am
LOL!!


GRILLED CHEESE GOGGLES -


TAGS: sept 25 pay attention girls grilled cheese goggles sexy simple rule
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Derek - October 3, 2009, 6:45 pm
It consists of a fried sandwich with cheese melted within it?
LogicDude - September 26, 2009, 3:39 pm
Saaaaaaaammiiiiich...
omnom - September 26, 2009, 1:39 pm
ima go make some grilled cheese now
Sean - September 25, 2009, 11:17 pm
Great poster aggy. Only you could do this one. And only you would.
Sean - September 25, 2009, 11:17 pm
LOBSTER GOGGLES Don't ever put those on. Hint: the morning after the night before consists of politely trying to decline a second helping of the best shrimp and scampy omelet you've ever has ... served to you by a longshoreman named Trevor.


TEN-HUT -


TAGS: sept 28th military stand at attention for a dressing down
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by spacedog

LogicDude - September 29, 2009, 1:02 pm
SOME of the Puddle Pirates would agree with you MO...others just want to do boat safety inspections and save dolphins. The Otters that DO think military ROCK!
MO - September 28, 2009, 7:28 pm
It's all good Space!! I'm used to it. Just ask LD! He can vouch for us Otters!!
spacedog - September 28, 2009, 7:24 pm
My bad. I posted the pic exactly as I found it. All apologies.
MO - September 28, 2009, 7:21 pm
I know right? Sup with that? Actually it happens all the time. Most people don't know that we are a "Military" service.
agdaniele - September 28, 2009, 7:15 pm
USCG - no love!!!
MO - September 28, 2009, 7:09 pm
There's an important piece missing...I'm just sayin'! I gave it a 4 though!!
spacedog - September 28, 2009, 7:02 pm
Let 'er rip MO. What do you want to say.
MO - September 28, 2009, 6:47 pm
Dog! We've gotta talk about your flair!


Ebola Workers -


TAGS: attention basic protection error
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Thedge

Thedge - October 19, 2014, 6:50 pm
Aye yi yi ! Correct, figured a bunch of highly educated people could suss that out... probably an error. Judging by the recent events... too much credit assumed.
Cannabal - October 19, 2014, 6:40 pm
Don't forget fire, lots of fire.


MY ATTENTION - You'll know if you have it.




I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE AN OPINION - BUT WHEN I DO, EVEN THE DOG TAKES HEED OF IT. NEXT TIME, KNOCK BEFORE ENTERING!




ATTENTION -




attention -




SQUIRREL!!! - A.D.D.-zilla strikes again.




THROW OUT YOUR HANDS - Stick out your tush Hands on your hips Give 'em a push


TAGS: now pay attention faggots
Rating: 2.89/5

More motifakes by Airman

Sean - August 17, 2009, 8:49 pm
And Blazing Saddles for the Cosmic Win! ... aned that's way to do the Varsity crawwwwllll. (hope that's at least close)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 17, 2009, 6:33 pm
5 Lions...This is how you make a funny poster with politicians in it without being a lame politifake folks. Take notes from Airman, he's got it down.


IS IT OVER YET? -


TAGS: movies women lose attention fail
Rating: 2.89/5

More motifakes by djrcreative

djrcreative - February 2, 2012, 4:34 am
Well, then, given the angle, that means you have a cute backside. ;)
KylieM - January 31, 2012, 8:28 pm
the one in the middle looks just like me


SPELLING - This is why you should take heed.


TAGS: child beer spelling attention rnr
Rating: 1.77/5

More motifakes by RnR

yeahyeahyeah - February 1, 2009, 3:42 pm
Yeah, but is it made out of real children?
What U KNO - January 15, 2009, 10:51 am
Beer, not for grownups anymore!


Exquisite -


TAGS: exquisite nothing beautiful attention
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

mizzdizz - October 22, 2015, 10:33 pm
Excellent, LA! 5L!


BOYS TO MEN - In an instance you can distinguish them merely by the focus of their attention.




Get Rich Quick Schemes -


TAGS: attention span distracted money chocolate
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - December 9, 2014, 11:55 pm
Thanks 'cern
concern3 - December 8, 2014, 6:40 am
5er Yes


Listening -


TAGS: paying attention boring people conversations talking pointless speech
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

concern3 - October 8, 2015, 11:04 am
unfortunately I know exactly what you're talking about


NO MATTER - What I Say Now Your NOT Paying Any Attention


TAGS: boobs funny rainbow nomatter attention
Rating: 4.4/5

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mariand - August 8, 2012, 3:49 pm
yeah...the rainbow is so beautiful, more so if there are many...lol


YOUR ATTENTION -




ATTENTION-DEFICIT SYNDROME - Causing people to miss once-in-a-lifetime moments right under their noses.




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